For you, the bubbles prove you're deep in thought. Without even realizing it, you treat your bubbles as works of art, built slowly, then destroyed in a bang. There's something intimidating about someone so focused that a loud popping sound doesn't break his or her concentration. Keep messing with their minds!

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okay so its been a while. alright- its been a long while. but this entry is most definitely going to have to be a tribute to erica- who is quite the character.

LeT the good times Roll...
(im a loser i know)

*bootay cwacka*
Cracka for a cracka imma cracka, (comma) cracka?
D and the bus- (mr crabs, sandy, spongebob)w0wzer
Penis popsicle! Cummy Gummies! Cum Cakes!.....
HINDi News???!
ginger? rosemary? thyme?

Since chem is so gosh darn boring- we JA-hettofied these ghetto sayings:
*translations->

early- "late"
I'll bag it- ("grocery store lingo?")
nephew/cousin/daughter- "son"
4- "1"
aw SIT down/ aw stand
I'm out- Im in
um. brah?
challlllla
holllarrr for a dollarrr

if you arent peeing your pants... well-> you should be.

well---> after yet ANOTHER successful zoolander night, ihave decided to come up with a list of my favorite quotes.

There has got to be more to life than just being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

EARTH TO WHOM IT MAY CONSERN

What IS this? A center for ANTS? How to you expect us to teach the children to learn how to read when they cant even fit inside the building?! It has to be... at least 3 times bigger than that!

Pop, i think I've got the black lung, [cough cough]

MerMAN [cough cough] merMAN

You think you're too cool for school, but i got a news flash for you, Walter Cronkite, You aren't.

It was a day spa. D-A-I-Y-E.

...And that one moment when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tirbesman i thought, wow i could spend the rest of my live with her.

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACCINO!

...you could read minds? (five seconds later- jaw drop eye buldge)

OBEY MY DOG

....like helping people.
helping what people?
Idont know- people who need help.

WOAH- you must service yourself like ten times a day.

Well, i guess i'd have to answer your question with another question, How many abidigitals do you see modeling?

I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugugalizer i am.

Sorry maury, im not a gymnast.

Dammit its Hansel- hes soo hot right now..

I can dereLICK my OWN balls!

Im not an ambi-turner. I cant turn left.

im sorry, did my pin get in the way OF YOUR ASS?!

Cool story hansel!

...but what do you think about MALE models?

EARTH TO MEEKUS

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

Well, I guess it started during my first year of the second grade, when I was eating lunch and caught my reflection in a spoon, and I thought to myself, 'Hey, Derek, you're ridiculously good looking! And I thought maybe I could do that for a career

CONGRADULASHUNS

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine.
Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte!?

Screw you and your little dog too!

Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?

What, are you having a whack attack?

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investi-gatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investi-gatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work in textile mills and iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!

I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.

Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?

Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see?

As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!

OH SNAP

so.. nobody has ANY info for AP.history?.........

This weekend was interesting. Saturday I spent the day with Erin. We went to Lucca's around 11;30 am to get breakfast and visit kristina who was working. We stayed there forever. Well, actually, only about 2 hours till erins mom finally came and got us. Then we went into North Plainfield and got our nails done. The lady cut my nails all really short... oh well. Then we got some Rita's© Italian Ice and headed back to my house. My 'rents decided to church and dinner without me. This left Erin and I with the challenging task of making ourselves dinner. But we managed. Erin covered the Kraft Mac n Cheese, and I made some tunafish. It was quite an adventure... especially with the mayo..... but ANYway... Erin was gonna stay over, then my mom was like no. So she went home.
            On Sunday I went to Ashley's Sweet Sixteen party. Ah yes... Nick Stoms was there. But I have now concluded that no matter how cool he THINKS he is, he is a total loser. I don't even know him, so I shouldnt be saying this.... But anyway.. it was really fun.
          I got home to discover that my mom washaving a party. At my house. With my family. Minus me. But I got to go to my aunt n uncles house for a few days. So off the point pleasant with my Aunt, Uncle, and two year old cousin. Shes really cute. She can be a pain in the ass, but nevertheless, shes cute. She's also the coolest two year old girl you will ever meet. You wanna know why? ok. Here's why. My Uncle(dad's brother) is irish, my aunt is Italian. My Uncle does not want the baby to think she is italian, because my uncle does not like my aunts family. So here's my favorite of the many quotes that her father teaches her;
"I ain't no guinea, imma white irish cracka"
It's pretty funny coming out of a two year olds mouth. So we went to the beach and on the board walk. I got to go on some mad cool rides--> like the teacups, and the crazy bus!  ...heh. And let me tell you, that girl wins sooo many coins at the slot machines in the arcade. She got 2000 point alone. It's crazy. But now I must get ready for work.  holler.

Oliver is over, which I must say; despite that fact that i was yelled at for not standing like a guy, as if i was supposed to know how- i am disappointed. It was a lot of fun meeting new people and seeing old friends. ::sigh:: good times, good times. I am already anticipating next year...

On a better note, Lake George is coming up soon! I can't wait! - Just imagine- horseback riding early in the morning, fishing, cruising on the boat, (attempts at) water skiing, cranium nights, s'mores, shopping, swimming, cliff-jumping, and all with the best of people!!! (*!!!yay j.bo!!!*)

Before I go to NY, I ought to start my pageant work. My 'summer reading' is long done, but i can't seem to find much info on these topics for AP. (any suggestions???)

Well, last night mary=kate and i went shopping. yay. and i was relieved to find an almost perfect outfit for this weekend. I've got the dress, but now i still need to find my shoes... (this should be an adventure) We rented a movie then stopped by caity's house to say goodbye to her and her kitten before she left for her annual cruise. 
After returning to emmkays casa, we watched the movie: "eurotrip."

Now, the last time marykate went into blockbuster to get a rated R movie, the guy at the desk made her get her mother. is that necessary? no. but just to be safe, I did the talking. We got the movie, along with encountering somewho asked me, "Are you Tom's sister?" I replied, "yes."  She (whoever it was) smiled and that was the end of that conversation. So, on the back of the movie case, it told us the reasons for it being rated "R." One of which was nudity. Not thinking much about it, we were schocked when it came to the scene with the nude beach. The nude beach where all of the saggy old men and tourists scared away all of the girls. So, we saw more than we needed to- 'cause when i say saggy; I mean SAGGY. But, anyway-> We ate some biiig-ass pancakes for breakfast. I put peanut butter on mine, and if you dont know why, then maybe you shouldnt be reading this. But anywho, I was supposed to go downtown with the youngins today. I totally forgot this until marykate was like, "should you call your mom, or are you not doing anything today?" So i dragged mary-kate with me, and we ended up waiting far to long for them to arrive. And when they finally did, well- it was a bit boring. But thats ok. Then we had to walk home. In 90 degree weather. I didn't feel like taking my 'cho off, so it was.. well... hot. very hot. but we survived then came downstairs and played some of our most favoritest music- including;
"ice ice baby"
"tipsy"
"dragostea din-tei"
"dirt off your shoulder"
"99 red balloons"
AND "99 problems"
't was interesting indeed...

So Mary Kate left, I went to the carshow with my sister. We saw this one car that was made to go in water. pretty cool, ey? well, i'll say. But anywho- i saw some children downtown that i do not particularly enjoy wasting my time with- so our car show visit was brief, but fun. Thats all, au revoir.